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The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time

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The Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time league is basically a museum of bad corporate decisions. One day these snacks ruled lunch tables, gas stations, and sleepovers. The next? Gone. Some came back and still didn’t taste right. Others disappeared so completely that people still talk about them like a lost civilization.

This league has everything: sugar bombs, chaotic 90s drinks, frozen icons, and snacks people swear were better than anything sitting on shelves today. Dunkaroos vs PB Crisps? That’s a civil war. Crystal Pepsi vs Surge? Pure neon panic energy. Choco Taco might be the freshest heartbreak in snack history, but old-school legends like Jell-O Pudding Pops still have loyal defenders ready to throw punches in the comments.

Some picks here are obvious. Some are going to make people furious. Perfect. That’s the point. Start voting and settle which discontinued snack actually deserves the crown.

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1. CHOCO TACO

Choco Taco is currently the #1 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 70.0% head-to-head battles.

2. JELL-O PUDDING POPS

Jell-O Pudding Pops is currently the #2 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 66.3% head-to-head battles.

3. CRISPY M&M’S

Crispy M&M’s is currently the #3 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 65.4% head-to-head battles.

4. PLANTERS CHEEZ BALLS

Planters Cheez Balls is currently the #4 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 65.0% head-to-head battles.

5. PB CRISPS

PB Crisps is currently the #5 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 48.5% head-to-head battles.

6. DORITOS 3D

Doritos 3D is currently the #6 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 48.4% head-to-head battles.

7. DUNKAROOS

Dunkaroos is currently the #7 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 46.2% head-to-head battles.

8. ALTOIDS SOURS

Altoids Sours is currently the #8 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 40.7% head-to-head battles.

9. SURGE

Surge is currently the #9 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 33.6% head-to-head battles.

10. CRYSTAL PEPSI

Crystal Pepsi is currently the #10 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 31.1% head-to-head battles.

11. TRIX YOGURT

Trix Yogurt is currently the #11 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 27.8% head-to-head battles.

12. YOGOS

Yogos is currently the #12 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 27.5% head-to-head battles.

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