The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time
The Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time league is basically a museum of bad corporate decisions. One day these snacks ruled lunch tables, gas stations, and sleepovers. The next? Gone. Some came back and still didn’t taste right. Others disappeared so completely that people still talk about them like a lost civilization.
This league has everything: sugar bombs, chaotic 90s drinks, frozen icons, and snacks people swear were better than anything sitting on shelves today. Dunkaroos vs PB Crisps? That’s a civil war. Crystal Pepsi vs Surge? Pure neon panic energy. Choco Taco might be the freshest heartbreak in snack history, but old-school legends like Jell-O Pudding Pops still have loyal defenders ready to throw punches in the comments.
Some picks here are obvious. Some are going to make people furious. Perfect. That’s the point. Start voting and settle which discontinued snack actually deserves the crown.
1. CRISPY M&M’S
Crispy M&M’s is currently the #1 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 72.1% head-to-head battles.
2. PLANTERS CHEEZ BALLS
Planters Cheez Balls is currently the #2 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 69.4% head-to-head battles.
3. CHOCO TACO
Choco Taco is currently the #3 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 67.7% head-to-head battles.
4. DUNKAROOS
Dunkaroos is currently the #4 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 56.6% head-to-head battles.
5. JELL-O PUDDING POPS
Jell-O Pudding Pops is currently the #5 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 54.4% head-to-head battles.
6. DORITOS 3D
Doritos 3D is currently the #6 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 47.1% head-to-head battles.
7. YOGOS
Yogos is currently the #7 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 42.9% head-to-head battles.
8. PB CRISPS
PB Crisps is currently the #8 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 40.4% head-to-head battles.
9. SURGE
Surge is currently the #9 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 39.1% head-to-head battles.
10. ALTOIDS SOURS
Altoids Sours is currently the #10 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 31.8% head-to-head battles.
11. CRYSTAL PEPSI
Crystal Pepsi is currently the #11 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 18.9% head-to-head battles.
12. TRIX YOGURT
Trix Yogurt is currently the #12 Greatest Discontinued Snacks of All Time winning 18.4% head-to-head battles.
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