Trix Yogurt
Trix Yogurt was basically edible cartoon slime, and that’s exactly why kids adored it.
The swirl mattered. The colors mattered. Pulling the lid off one of these felt like opening a science experiment you were somehow allowed to eat. Yogos delivered more sugar chaos overall, but Trix Yogurt owned the visual experience in a way few snacks ever have.
And unlike some discontinued snacks people barely remember, this one instantly activates childhood memories. Lunch tables. Cafeteria trades. Parents pretending it counted as yogurt while kids clearly treated it like dessert.
The funniest debate is whether Trix Yogurt was actually good or just visually elite. Plenty of people remember loving it but couldn’t tell you what it tasted like. Honestly? That mystery might help it in the rankings.
Either way, this thing can absolutely steal votes from bigger names.
Trix Yogurt's Rankings
Discontinued Snacks
Rank: #12 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 16.7%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Trix Yogurt vs PB Crisps - Wins 40.0% of battles
- Trix Yogurt vs Yogos - Wins 28.6% of battles
- Trix Yogurt vs Altoids Sours - Wins 28.6% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Trix Yogurt vs Doritos 3D - Loses 100.0% of battles
- Trix Yogurt vs Crispy M&M’s - Loses 100.0% of battles
- Trix Yogurt vs Planters Cheez Balls - Loses 100.0% of battles