A warm piece of toast is easy. Choosing what goes on it is where people get serious. Are you taking melted butter every time? Peanut butter? Nutella? Do you want avocado and a fried egg, or are you keeping it simple with honey, jelly, or cinnamon sugar?
There is no polite answer here — just the topping you would choose if you only got one. Vote through the head-to-head battles and help settle the ultimate toast debate.
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