Honey
If Honey were a boxer, it'd be the one floating like a butterfly and sticking like, well, itself on everything. In the 'Greatest Condiments of All Time' league, Honey's that sweet underdog—literally—that never spoils a dish. Fans obsess over whether it's better drizzled on toast or straight from the jar, and let's not even get into the local vs. store-bought debates. It's sticky, it's tricky, and it's freakishly eternal—heard those rumors about edible thousand-year-old honey? Only in the condiment leagues, folks!
Honey's Rankings
Condiments
Rank: #9 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 39.5%
Streak: 🔥 1-match winning streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Honey vs Relish - Wins 76.5% of battles
- Honey vs Sriracha - Wins 61.5% of battles
- Honey vs Soy Sauce - Wins 52.4% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Honey vs Ketchup - Loses 69.7% of battles
- Honey vs Ranch Dressing - Loses 69.4% of battles
- Honey vs Mustard - Loses 69.2% of battles