The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time
Picture this: it's after dark, you and your pals are three slices of pie deep, and suddenly, the 'Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time' debate flares up. This isn't just about good eating—it's a culinary showdown with mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, stuffing, and scalloped potatoes throwing down in the ring. People get hilariously heated, arguing over the crispness of those onions on top of the casserole or the fluffiness of those mashed potatoes like they're defending their grandma's honor. And let's not even start on the stuffing versus dressing saga—it's got more drama than your favorite soap opera. The stakes? Bragging rights and a spot on the GOAT list on GoatWars. It's absurd, it's intense, but gosh, it's the tasty drama that Thanksgiving legends are made of.
1. STUFFING / DRESSING
Stuffing / Dressing is currently the #1 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 74.0% head-to-head battles.
2. MASHED POTATOES
Mashed Potatoes is currently the #2 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 67.2% head-to-head battles.
3. GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE
Green Bean Casserole is currently the #3 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 52.8% head-to-head battles.
4. DINNER ROLLS OR BISCUITS
Dinner Rolls or Biscuits is currently the #4 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 51.9% head-to-head battles.
5. CRANBERRY SAUCE
Cranberry Sauce is currently the #5 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 43.9% head-to-head battles.
6. SCALLOPED POTATOES
Scalloped Potatoes is currently the #6 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 41.9% head-to-head battles.
7. MACARONI AND CHEESE
Macaroni and Cheese is currently the #7 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 38.0% head-to-head battles.
8. SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE
Sweet Potato Casserole is currently the #8 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 34.7% head-to-head battles.
9. GLAZED CARROTS
Glazed Carrots is currently the #9 Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time winning 32.1% head-to-head battles.
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