Turkey Gravy
Turkey Gravy is like that friend who shows up at the party and immediately makes everything better. It’s the silky savior of a dry turkey, turning every bland bite into a wet wonderland. Let’s be real; Thanksgiving without gravy is like a movie without a plot twist—utterly disappointing. But you know the struggle: you’re pouring it over mashed potatoes while Aunt Karen’s yelling about the health risks. And don’t even get me started on the half-hearted attempts at low-calorie versions! Gravy is a rich, messy love affair that some just don’t appreciate. Team Gravy, unite!
Turkey Gravy's Rankings
Thanksgiving Sides
Rank: #3 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 56.2%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Turkey Gravy vs Corn Casserole - Wins 73.0% of battles
- Turkey Gravy vs Cranberry Sauce - Wins 72.2% of battles
- Turkey Gravy vs Sweet Potato Casserole - Wins 71.8% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Turkey Gravy vs Mashed Potatoes - Loses 73.5% of battles
- Turkey Gravy vs Stuffing / Dressing - Loses 71.4% of battles
- Turkey Gravy vs Macaroni and Cheese - Loses 55.6% of battles