Turkey Gravy is like that friend who shows up at the party and immediately makes everything better. It’s the silky savior of a dry turkey, turning every bland bite into a wet wonderland. Let’s be real; Thanksgiving without gravy is like a movie without a plot twist—utterly disappointing. But you know the struggle: you’re pouring it over mashed potatoes while Aunt Karen’s yelling about the health risks. And don’t even get me started on the half-hearted attempts at low-calorie versions! Gravy is a rich, messy love affair that some just don’t appreciate. Team Gravy, unite!
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