Image Credits: Jo Cooks
Mashed Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes strut into GoatWars like the oversized teddy bear at a carnival—comforting yet slightly traumatizing for anyone trying to keep their dignity. It's the ultimate softie, swooping in to save your bad day with buttery dreams and a sprinkle of salt. But let’s be real: the battle for texture is real. Are you Team Creamy or Team Chunky? Every Thanksgiving, these starchy heroes hold their own against the likes of stuffing and cranberry sauce as fans argue about the ideal gravy-to-potato ratio. In the end, who doesn't want a side that gets you through life's existential crises, one spoonful at a time? Go ahead, hop on the Mashed Potatoes bandwagon—just be ready for a bumpy ride through the side dish showdown!
Mashed Potatoes's Rankings
Thanksgiving Sides
Rank: #2 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 66.9%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Glazed Carrots - Wins 85.3% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Macaroni and Cheese - Wins 79.5% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Scalloped Potatoes - Wins 73.9% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Stuffing / Dressing - Loses 54.9% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Green Bean Casserole - Loses 34.4% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Sweet Potato Casserole - Loses 33.8% of battles
Comfort Foods
Rank: #7 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 47.8%
Streak: ❄️ 3-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Meatloaf - Wins 66.7% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Biscuits and Gravy - Wins 64.0% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Chicken Noodle - Wins 63.6% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup - Loses 65.7% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Mac & Cheese - Loses 61.6% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Fried Chicken - Loses 54.5% of battles