Image Credits: Jo Cooks
Mashed Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes are like the reliable friend who always shows up with snacks—comforting, versatile, and ready to steal the show. You can smother them in gravy or serve them plain, and let’s be honest, they make every meal feel like a hug. I mean, who doesn’t have a passionate love-hate relationship with them? You eat way too much, and then you're sprawled out on the couch like a potato yourself. Vote for Mashed Potatoes in GoatWars! It's the ultimate underdog story, battling against the likes of macaroni and cheese and stuffing. There’s drama, there’s culinary flair—what’s not to love?
Mashed Potatoes's Rankings
Potato Dishes
Rank: #2 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 67.2%
Streak: 🔥 1-match winning streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Roasted Potatoes - Wins 84.6% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Home Fries - Wins 81.8% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Loaded Potato Skins - Wins 78.8% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs French Fries - Loses 59.2% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Loaded Baked Potato - Loses 46.7% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Tater Tots - Loses 38.5% of battles
Thanksgiving Sides
Rank: #2 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 66.9%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Glazed Carrots - Wins 85.3% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Macaroni and Cheese - Wins 79.5% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Scalloped Potatoes - Wins 73.9% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Stuffing / Dressing - Loses 54.9% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Green Bean Casserole - Loses 34.4% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Sweet Potato Casserole - Loses 33.8% of battles
Comfort Foods
Rank: #8 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 47.7%
Streak: ❄️ 1-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Meatloaf - Wins 66.7% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Biscuits and Gravy - Wins 64.0% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Chicken Noodle - Wins 60.9% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Mashed Potatoes vs Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup - Loses 68.4% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Mac & Cheese - Loses 60.4% of battles
- Mashed Potatoes vs Fried Chicken - Loses 52.9% of battles