Cranberry Sauce

Cranberry Sauce in the GoatWars arena? Absolute wild card. Here’s the dish that slides out of a can with those iconic ridges, looking more like a jiggly ruby tower than something edible. And yet, it’s the unsung hero, cutting through the richness of turkey and stuffing like a tart ninja. Fans either treat it like the crown jewel of Thanksgiving or a weird, jellied intruder. The great divider, sparking heated debates at the dinner table—how do you not pick a side?