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Cranberry Sauce

Cranberry Sauce in the GoatWars arena? Absolute wild card. Here’s the dish that slides out of a can with those iconic ridges, looking more like a jiggly ruby tower than something edible. And yet, it’s the unsung hero, cutting through the richness of turkey and stuffing like a tart ninja. Fans either treat it like the crown jewel of Thanksgiving or a weird, jellied intruder. The great divider, sparking heated debates at the dinner table—how do you not pick a side?

Cranberry Sauce's Rankings

Thanksgiving Sides

Rank: #6 (see rankings)

Win Rate: 45.3%

Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak

Best matchups (highest win rate)

Cranberry Sauce vs Corn Casserole - Wins 62.5% of battles
Cranberry Sauce vs Glazed Carrots - Wins 61.8% of battles
Cranberry Sauce vs Scalloped Potatoes - Wins 60.0% of battles

Worst matchups (lowest win rate)

Cranberry Sauce vs Turkey Gravy - Loses 72.2% of battles
Cranberry Sauce vs Mashed Potatoes - Loses 69.4% of battles
Cranberry Sauce vs Stuffing / Dressing - Loses 66.7% of battles