GoatWars fans rank French Fries the greatest of all time among Potato Dishes, with a 72.0% Goatscore.
Chasing the crown: #2 Mashed Potatoes (67.2%), #3 Loaded Baked Potato (55.6%).
Few foods have this many ways to start an argument. French fries have the crunch and fast-food memories. Mashed potatoes own Thanksgiving plates. Hash browns can make breakfast, while tater tots can send you straight back to the school cafeteria. Then loaded baked potatoes, potato skins, scalloped potatoes and potato salad come looking for their people. There’s no sensible way to settle crispy versus creamy, breakfast versus dinner, or simple versus fully loaded. So don’t. Pick the potato dish you actually want on your plate and settle it head-to-head.
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GoatWars fans rank French Fries the greatest of all time among Potato Dishes, with a 72.0% Goatscore.
The GOAT List ranks every contender in Potato Dishes by Goatscore: the percentage of head-to-head GoatWars battles they have won, as voted by fans.
This GOAT List is based on 1,376 fan votes in head-to-head battles, as of September 7, 2026.