The Best French Fry Shapes, Ranked by Fan Votes.
GoatWars fans rank Straight-Cut Fries the greatest of all time among French Fry Shapes, with a 61.5% Goatscore.
Chasing the crown: #2 Waffle Fries (50.9%), #3 Curly Fries (50.6%).
The basket hits the table, and everybody already knows which fries they’re stealing first. Maybe you want a curly fry loaded with seasoning. Maybe nothing beats the crispy edges of a waffle fry. Shoestring people want maximum crunch, while steak-fry defenders are here for the thick, fluffy middle. Then come crinkle-cut, wedges, and the rest of the potato geometry. Forget the restaurant—the only question here is which shape makes the best fry. Vote on French Fry Shapes head-to-head and see which style survives the basket.
All Time ranks by all-time win rate across every head-to-head battle. Latest ranks by latest fan sentiment, updated as new battles are voted on.
GOAT List FAQs
Who is the greatest of all time among French Fry Shapes?
GoatWars fans rank Straight-Cut Fries the greatest of all time among French Fry Shapes, with a 61.5% Goatscore.
How is the GOAT List calculated?
The GOAT List ranks every contender in French Fry Shapes by Goatscore: the percentage of head-to-head GoatWars battles they have won, as voted by fans.
How many votes is this ranking based on?
This GOAT List is based on 913 fan votes in head-to-head battles, as of September 17, 2026.
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