The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Cuisine of All Time
Food isn’t just food. It’s tribal.
Some cuisines conquered the world. Others perfected technique. Some overwhelm you with spice, while others win through restraint and precision. Every cuisine represents a different philosophy—and its fans defend it like an identity.
This isn’t a list written by critics. This is a battlefield decided by real votes.
Every matchup forces a choice. Every vote strengthens one cuisine and weakens another.
No ties. No compromise. One cuisine survives.
T1. FRENCH FOOD
French Food is currently tied for the #1 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 100.0% head-to-head battles.
T1. ITALIAN FOOD
Italian Food is currently tied for the #1 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 100.0% head-to-head battles.
T1. MEXICAN FOOD
Mexican Food is currently tied for the #1 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 100.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. AMERICAN FOOD
American Food is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. AMERICAN SOUTH FOOD
American South Food is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. CHINESE FOOD
Chinese Food is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. INDIAN FOOD
Indian Food is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. JAPANESE FOOD
Japanese Food is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. KOREAN FOOD
Korean Food is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. THAI FOOD
Thai Food is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
T4. VIETNAMESE FOOD
Vietnamese Food is currently tied for the #4 Greatest Cuisine of All Time winning 0.0% head-to-head battles.
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