Chinese Food
Chinese Food is the heavyweight champ of takeout: no one else can bring that level of comfort and flavor to your late-night cravings. One minute you’re thinking, ‘Is this too greasy?’ and the next, you’re marathoning dumplings before the clock even strikes midnight. Plus, those leftovers? Absolute gold! It's like a treasure chest of flavor waiting for you to dive in two days later. Whether it's greasy noodles or dim sum, the passionate fanbase is just a bunch of folks defending their beloved General Tso like he’s an ancient deity. It’s culinary chaos, but you can’t help but pick a side in this all-out delicious war.
Chinese Food's Rankings
Leftovers
Rank: #4 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 55.2%
Streak: ❄️ 1-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Chinese Food vs Curry (Indian or Thai) - Wins 70.0% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Pot Roast / Beef Stew - Wins 66.7% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Pulled Pork - Wins 65.2% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Chinese Food vs Cold Pizza - Loses 61.7% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Thanksgiving Turkey - Loses 60.0% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Lasagna - Loses 48.9% of battles
Cuisine
Rank: #5 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 49.1%
Streak: ❄️ 1-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Chinese Food vs Korean Food - Wins 77.3% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Indian Food - Wins 73.3% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Vietnamese Food - Wins 70.8% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Chinese Food vs Italian Food - Loses 70.8% of battles
- Chinese Food vs American Food - Loses 62.5% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Mexican Food - Loses 61.4% of battles
Midnight Snacks
Rank: #5 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 50.0%
Streak: ❄️ 4-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Chinese Food vs Buttered Toast - Wins 73.1% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Instant Ramen - Wins 65.4% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Shredded Cheese Straight From the Bag - Wins 60.0% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Chinese Food vs Ice Cream Straight From the Carton - Loses 72.4% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Cold Pizza - Loses 71.4% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Cereal - Loses 55.6% of battles
Late-Night Snacks
Rank: #9 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 42.7%
Streak: ❄️ 4-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Chinese Food vs Chicken Wings - Wins 55.6% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Instant Ramen - Wins 54.5% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Grilled Cheese / Quesadilla - Wins 50.0% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Chinese Food vs Cereal - Loses 69.2% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Nachos - Loses 69.0% of battles
- Chinese Food vs Ice Cream (the pint) - Loses 65.0% of battles