Greatest New Year’s Resolutions of All Time
Every January, the world agrees on one thing: this year will be different. From getting in shape and fixing your finances to sleeping more, scrolling less, and finally reading that book you bought last year, New Year’s resolutions represent peak optimism — and occasional selective amnesia. This GoatWars league puts the most iconic resolutions head-to-head in direct matchups. No lists. No experts. Just fans deciding which resolutions truly deserve GOAT status based on impact, difficulty, and how often we swear this is the year it sticks. Vote through each battle to build your own GOAT List of New Year’s resolutions — then see how your priorities stack up against everyone else’s.
Your picks will determine your GOAT List for the Greatest New Year’s Resolutions of All Time. Dive into epic battles and shape the rankings today! You've completed 0 battles and have 24 head-to-head battles remaining to build your GOAT List.
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