The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest New Year’s Resolutions of All Time
GoatWars fans rank Eat Healthier the greatest of all time among New Year’s Resolutions, with a 63.6% Goatscore.
Chasing the crown: #2 Financial Freedom (63.4%), #3 Peak Fitness (63.2%).
Every January, the world agrees on one thing: this year will be different. From getting in shape and fixing your finances to sleeping more, scrolling less, and finally reading that book you bought last year, New Year’s resolutions represent peak optimism — and occasional selective amnesia. This GoatWars league puts the most iconic resolutions head-to-head in direct matchups. No lists. No experts. Just fans deciding which resolutions truly deserve GOAT status based on impact, difficulty, and how often we swear this is the year it sticks. Vote through each battle to build your own GOAT List of New Year’s resolutions — then see how your priorities stack up against everyone else’s.
All Time ranks by all-time win rate across every head-to-head battle. Latest ranks by latest fan sentiment, updated as new battles are voted on.
GOAT List FAQs
Who is the greatest of all time among New Year’s Resolutions?
GoatWars fans rank Eat Healthier the greatest of all time among New Year’s Resolutions, with a 63.6% Goatscore.
How is the GOAT List calculated?
The GOAT List ranks every contender in New Year’s Resolutions by Goatscore: the percentage of head-to-head GoatWars battles they have won, as voted by fans.
How many votes is this ranking based on?
This GOAT List is based on 757 fan votes in head-to-head battles, as of September 14, 2026.
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