The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

GoatWars fans rank Thanksgiving Dinner the greatest of all time among Holiday Traditions, with a 73.3% Goatscore.

Chasing the crown: #2 Opening Presents (70.3%), #3 Holiday Movie Marathon (59.3%).

This GOAT List is based on 1,881 fan votes in head-to-head battles, as of November 4, 2026.

Holiday Traditions

From fireworks to family feasts, these are the rituals that make holidays feel like holidays. Whether it’s hanging ornaments, lighting candles, or hunting for eggs in the yard, these timeless traditions remind us why the calendar’s best days are always the ones we share.

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All Time ranks by all-time win rate across every head-to-head battle. Latest ranks by latest fan sentiment, updated as new battles are voted on.

1. THANKSGIVING DINNER

73.3% win rate

#1 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

2. OPENING PRESENTS

70.3% win rate

#2 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

3. HOLIDAY MOVIE MARATHON

59.3% win rate

#3 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

4. CHRISTMAS TREE DECORATING

56.7% win rate

#4 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

5. FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS

55.6% win rate

#5 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

6. TRICK-OR-TREATING

50.2% win rate

#6 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

7. BARBECUING ON MEMORIAL / LABOR DAY

49.5% win rate

#7 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

8. BAKING HOLIDAY COOKIES

48.8% win rate

#8 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

9. NEW YEAR’S COUNTDOWN

30.1% win rate

#9 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

10. EASTER EGG HUNT

25.9% win rate

#10 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

11. VALENTINE’S CARDS & CHOCOLATES

24.5% win rate

#11 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

12. LIGHTING THE MENORAH

18.4% win rate

#12 Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time

GOAT List FAQs

Who is the greatest of all time among Holiday Traditions?

GoatWars fans rank Thanksgiving Dinner the greatest of all time among Holiday Traditions, with a 73.3% Goatscore.

How is the GOAT List calculated?

The GOAT List ranks every contender in Holiday Traditions by Goatscore: the percentage of head-to-head GoatWars battles they have won, as voted by fans.

How many votes is this ranking based on?

This GOAT List is based on 1,881 fan votes in head-to-head battles, as of November 4, 2026.