Easter Egg Hunt

Let’s talk Easter Egg Hunt, the underdog that somehow eggs-cels every year in the 'Greatest Holiday Traditions of All Time' league. It’s not just about finding eggs, folks. It’s a full-contact sport where Aunt Sally is body-checking toddlers for a plastic egg with a jelly bean. The sheer chaos, the candy-fueled enthusiasm? It’s the gladiator arena of holiday traditions, complete with grass stains and sugar highs. You either live for the thrill of the hunt, or you're still bitter about that golden egg you missed in '92.