Barbecuing on Memorial / Labor Day

Barbecuing on Memorial Day or Labor Day has everyone split like a hot dog on a too-small grill. It's the heavyweight champ of holiday traditions where the grill is the ring and your weird uncle's over-charred burgers are the main event. It’s not just cooking; it’s a grease-splattered battle for the title of Grill Master. Every year, it’s the same ritual: argue over charcoal vs. gas, fight for the last beer, and pretend you love the burnt corn. It’s messy, it's chaotic, and let’s be honest, it’s hilariously patriotic.