The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time
Everyone eats — but not everyone eats the same way. This GoatWars league puts the most iconic eating utensils head-to-head, from everyday essentials to controversial specialists. Is versatility king? Does comfort win? Or does cultural precision matter more than convenience? Vote in each matchup and build your own GOAT List of the greatest eating utensils ever used.
1. FORK
Fork is currently the #1 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 70.1% head-to-head battles.
2. HANDS
Hands is currently the #2 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 67.4% head-to-head battles.
3. SPOON
Spoon is currently the #3 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 62.8% head-to-head battles.
4. KNIFE
Knife is currently the #4 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 52.2% head-to-head battles.
5. SPORK
Spork is currently the #5 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 47.3% head-to-head battles.
6. TONGS
Tongs is currently the #6 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 46.0% head-to-head battles.
7. SPATULA
Spatula is currently the #7 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 38.9% head-to-head battles.
8. CHOPSTICKS
Chopsticks is currently the #8 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 35.6% head-to-head battles.
9. TOOTHPICK
Toothpick is currently the #9 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 32.6% head-to-head battles.
10. STRAW
Straw is currently the #10 Greatest Eating Utensils of All Time winning 25.0% head-to-head battles.
Other Popular Food Leagues To Battle In
Fast Food Mascots
Energy Drinks
Chip Brands
Soft Drinks