Tongs
The Extension Cord. Using tongs makes everyone feel like a professional chef or a backyard legend. There is also a universal law that you must "click-click" them twice before use to ensure they are working. That ritual alone earns them a spot.
Tongs's Rankings
Eating Utensils
Rank: #6 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 46.0%
Streak: ❄️ 4-match losing streak
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