Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)

If Salem Saberhagen doesn't top your 'Greatest Fictional Pets of All Time' list, are you even a fan of sassy cats with a penchant for world domination? This isn't just any talking pet; it's a warlock sentenced to a century of furball life for trying to conquer the world. Imagine having to explain that to your non-witch friends over drinks. It's a relentless struggle between loving his sarcastic comments and wishing he'd help out more instead of plotting his next coup from the couch.