Greatest Fictional Pets of All Time
Brian Griffin (Family Guy) or Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)

Pick Your Favorite

BRIAN GRIFFIN (FAMILY GUY)

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SALEM SABERHAGEN (SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH)
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Why This Battle Matters

Is it a battle of wit versus wisdom, or human-like intelligence clashing with supernatural sagacity? Today, the GoatWars arena lights up with two of TV's most beloved fictional pets: Salem Saberhagen, the scheming sorcerer-turned-cat from 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch,' and Brian Griffin, the martini-sipping, novel-writing dog from 'Family Guy.' This isn't just about which character made us laugh more; it's a deeper dive into which type of companion resonates more profoundly with our modern sensibilities. Do we value the cunning enchantments of a spellbound feline, or the flawed philosophical musings of a canine intellectual? Your choice speaks volumes about the kind of sidekick we truly cherish in our cultural fabric.

🔥 Fan Takes

Honestly, both are lit, but like, Brian's kinda more relatable? Drinks, quips.
brian talking politics like he's got a PhD? lol pls, no thanks 😂
Salem is the king, end of story. Watching him plot? Iconic memories!

How Fans Are Voting

In this battle:

Fans currently prefer Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch) over Brian Griffin (Family Guy) when it comes to the greatest Fictional Pets of all time. In head-to-head matchups, fans pick Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch) 53.8% of the time over Brian Griffin (Family Guy).

Across all battles:

Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch) win rate: 40.8%

Brian Griffin (Family Guy) win rate: 41.3%

Fan FAQs

Who's the #1 contender on GoatWars in the Greatest Fictional Pets of All Time league?

Currently leading the pack in the Greatest Fictional Pets of All Time is none other than Snoopy from Peanuts. Check out the full GOAT List to see where Salem and Brian rank!

Why do fans love Salem Saberhagen from Sabrina the Teenage Witch?

Fans can't get enough of Salem's sharp wit and unexpectedly deep personality. Despite being a cat, his sarcastic commentary and plans for world domination are hilariously human. It's his mix of mischievous antics and surprising moments of wisdom that really win viewers over.

Why is the battle between Salem Saberhagen and Brian Griffin so tight in the Greatest Fictional Pets of All Time league?

This matchup is super close because both Salem and Brian have their unique fan bases who adore them for different reasons. Salem's witty and sarcastic humor contrasts sharply with Brian's more laid-back, philosophical approach, appealing to different tastes. Plus, both are from beloved shows, which definitely keeps the votes neck-and-neck!