Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)

Dr. Evil is the MVP of misguided schemes and awkward family therapy moments. Picture this: a bald guy with a cat, holding the world hostage over a mere million dollars like that's still a thing! He’s the Santa of evil—giving us gifts of quotable lines and side-eye-worthy plans. I mean, who else could make a ‘laser beam’ sound so ridiculous? Fans can’t help but chuckle while also cringing at his obsession with world domination. It's like watching a car crash in slow motion—painful yet impossible to look away from. If you don't pick him, does that mean you actually prefer the bland heroes? Yeah, I didn't think so.