Greatest Late-Night Snacks of All Time - Burgers or Pizza

Pick Your Favorite

BURGERS

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PIZZA
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Why This Battle Matters

Is this a late-night duel of destiny or a delicious clash for cultural dominance? In this corner, the always-ready, tantalizingly cheesy Pizza drunk — the rebel of the refrigerator. And in the other, the mighty Burgers, the classic American icon grilled to perfection. This isn’t just about which snack fills the belly at midnight; it's a battle of epicurean philosophy — chaos versus order, spontaneity versus tradition. Will the effortless charm of a slice trump the crafted experience of a burger? Your choice speaks volumes about the side of the snack spectrum you stand on.

🔥 Fan Takes

Bro, how even is this a contest? Pizza wipes the floor EVERY. TIME.
Burgers are decent, but c'mon... nothing slaps like cold pizza the morning after.
Pizza at 2 AM is the warm hug we all deserve lol 🍕❤️

How Fans Are Voting

In this battle:

Fans currently prefer Pizza over Burgers when it comes to the greatest Late-Night Snacks of all time. In head-to-head matchups, fans pick Pizza 75.4% of the time over Burgers.

Across all battles:

Pizza win rate: 70.8%

Burgers win rate: 46.0%

Fan FAQs

Who's the #1 contender in the Greatest Late-Night Snacks of All Time league on GoatWars?

Ice Cream (the pint) currently tops the charts as the #1 contender in the Greatest Late-Night Snacks of All Time league. You can check out the full ranking on the GOAT List.

What is it about Burgers that keeps them popular as a late-night snack?

Burgers have that hearty appeal; they're filling, juicy, and you can stack them with almost anything. Despite trailing behind pizza, the customizable nature of burgers still holds a strong appeal for its fans who crave something substantial after hours.

Why is Pizza crushing Burgers in the Greatest Late-Night Snacks league?

Pizza is leading by a wide margin mainly because it’s a universal go-to snack that's both shareable and customizable. The toppings variety and the ease of grabbing a slice anytime make pizza a fan favorite in late-night snack battles!