Pizza

Pizza struts into GoatWars like it owns the place, flaunting a cheesy crust that somehow manages to simultaneously be crispy and gooey. Late-night cravings? Forget those sad, soggy burritos—once you start inhaling that pepperoni circle of happiness, there’s no turning back. And let’s be honest: who doesn’t have an emotional connection to their go-to topping? Whether it’s a weird obsession with pineapple or a love for extra cheese, being passionate about pizza is basically a rite of passage. It’s like the ultimate comfort food that knows how to party and soothe your soul after a questionable life choice. You’re either Team Cheese or Team Everything Else, and there’s no middle ground here, folks. Choose wisely, or prepare for the debates to get heated!