Burgers

Burgers are like that one friend who shows up to every party, always reliable, always satisfying, but with endless variations. You could be in the mood for a classic cheeseburger, a spicy jalapeño number, or even something totally ludicrous like a peanut butter and bacon concoction. The true struggle lies in choosing toppings—do you go all out with the works or keep it simple? And let's not even begin on the bun debate! The existential crisis every late-night snack aficionado faces is simple: how can you justify the double patty when you’re already in a food coma? It’s a love-hate relationship with carbs, but when the clock strikes midnight, there’s no denying the burger is the crowned king of late-night indulgence, and you’re just a loyal subject hoping for that last bite. Fight me on this!