The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time

Fast Food Mascots

Welcome to the ultimate food fight—GoatWars style! Here, fans decide which fast food mascot is the true GOAT. Is it the jolly, red-haired clown who haunts your dreams? The mysterious king with the permanent smile? Or maybe the pigtailed girl with a sassy attitude? It’s not just about the food—it’s about the faces that made you crave it! Mascot legends go head-to-head in the most mouth-watering showdown on the internet. Get ready for nostalgia, heated debates, and a few side orders of pure mascot mayhem.

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Fast Food Mascots

1. RONALD MCDONALD (MCDONALD’S)

Ronald McDonald (McDonald’s) is currently the #1 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 65.6% head-to-head battles.

Fast Food Mascots

2. COWS (CHICK-FIL-A)

Cows (Chick-fil-a) is currently the #2 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 59.8% head-to-head battles.

Fast Food Mascots

3. COLONEL SANDERS (KFC)

Colonel Sanders (KFC) is currently the #3 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 57.8% head-to-head battles.

Fast Food Mascots

4. TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA (TACO BELL)

Taco Bell Chihuahua (Taco Bell) is currently the #4 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 54.6% head-to-head battles.

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5. WENDY (WENDY’S)

Wendy (Wendy’s) is currently the #5 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 54.4% head-to-head battles.

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6. LITTLE CAESAR

Little Caesar is currently the #6 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 41.6% head-to-head battles.

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7. JACK BOX (JACK IN THE BOX)

Jack Box (Jack in the Box) is currently the #7 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 40.5% head-to-head battles.

Fast Food Mascots

8. THE KING (BURGER KING)

The King (Burger King) is currently the #8 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 37.7% head-to-head battles.

Fast Food Mascots

9. BIG BOY (BOB’S BIG BOY)

Big Boy (Bob’s Big Boy) is currently the #9 Greatest Fast Food Mascots of All Time winning 33.1% head-to-head battles.