Thomas Keller

Thomas Keller in the 'Greatest Chefs of All Time'? More like 'Greatest Chef to Make You Question Your Own Cooking Skills' league! The man turns out dishes that make your five-star home spaghetti look like toddler mush. His fans? Oh, they're just casually debating the virtues of Oysters and Pearls over a Yountville IPA, like it’s some sort of existential question. Picking Keller is basically admitting you've peaked culinary-wise by watching YouTube tutorials on how to boil water.