The Little Mermaid

Forget about floundering around in the sea of Disney classics—The Little Mermaid swims straight to the top! Let’s be real; Ariel’s just a girl trying to trade her fins for a pair of legs and a decent love life. I mean, who hasn’t dreamed of ditching the daily grind for a night out on land? Plus, the soundtrack? Iconic! "Under the Sea" might just be the best musical number ever. And let's not even start on the obsession with the statue. She's literally a half-fish, but somehow manages to be an icon of beauty and grace. How does that even work? Pick a side, folks. It’s time for Ariel to throw down in GoatWars!