Rudolph (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Forget your traditional holiday cheer; Rudolph's the underdog we've all rooted for since forever. He's got that glow-up no one asked for—a glowing nose that, let's be honest, is basically a seasonal fashion statement. While those judgmental reindeer side-eye him harder than your aunt at Thanksgiving, he’s out here redefining Christmas spirit. The way he leads Santa's sleigh through the fog shows serious leadership skills—plus it’s a masterclass in ‘turning your quirks into advantages.’ Seriously, who wouldn’t want to throw down in GoatWars for a champion of weirdos everywhere? Team Rudolph all the way, people!