Nike
Nike struts into GoatWars like it owns the court—because let's face it, it kinda does. Debating 'Greatest Consumer Brands of All Time' and 'Greatest Sneaker Brands'? You know Nike’s got the fans, the quirky ads, and a cult-like devotion that fuels every pick-up game. Ever tried explaining your Air Max obsession to a non-believer? It’s like trying to teach a cat to fetch. And don’t even get me started on the endless debates over which model is the best. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t matter—just grab a pair and get ready to run faster than the conversation heading into a dead end. Choose Nike, or you might as well be wearing flip-flops at the Olympics.
Nike's Rankings
Sneaker Brands
Rank: #1 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 64.5%
Streak: 🔥 1-match winning streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)