Major Applewhite

If nostalgia were touchdowns, Major Applewhite would be the undisputed king of Texas football. Remember the guy who looked more like your buddy ready to help you move than a quarterback? That's him. Major had a knack for turning 'almost losses' into 'nail-biting wins,' making fans sweat more than a Texas barbecue festival. It’s like every game was a cliffhanger episode in his personal sports drama. Choosing anyone else as the GOAT in UT quarterbacks is basically saying you hate suspense and comebacks.