IKEA

IKEA's like that friend who shows up to the party with a unique dish no one can pronounce but secretly everyone loves. Sure, they give you assembly instructions with hieroglyphics and a side of existential crisis, but those minimalist bookshelves? Chef's kiss. They’ve mastered the art of seduction with a meatball and a hot dog combo that haunts your dreams. Let’s face it, everyone’s had that 'Where do I even begin?' moment while standing in a sea of Allen wrenches and mysterious dowels. You either swear by it or you want to burn it down—a true love-hate relationship, folks.