G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (Hasbro)

If there's a hall of fame for choking hazards, G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (Hasbro, 1982–1994) has to be the champ. Seriously, this line wasn’t just toys—it was a childhood rite of passage wrapped in military-grade plastic. Ever try explaining to someone why you needed every single variant of Snake Eyes? It's like defending your dissertation but with more camo and fewer footnotes. And let's not even start on the vehicle assembly—those stickers were the ultimate test of patience. They don’t make 'em like that anymore, and maybe that’s a good thing, but try arguing that in GoatWars!