Emmitt Smith

Emmitt Smith on GoatWars is like that stubborn stain on your favorite jersey—it just won't quit. I mean, the guy's got moves that could dodge a tax audit, and a fan base so devoted, they'd probably argue he invented football if you gave them enough time. Watching him play was like seeing someone rewrite the laws of physics, live on primetime. And the debates? Oh, they’re as heated as your grandma's chili. Pick Smith, or you're basically saying you dislike puppies. There, I said it!