Dory (Finding Nemo)

Dory is like that friend who’s perpetually lost but still manages to make every adventure twenty times more entertaining. With her forgetfulness, she’s like the ultimate embodiment of ‘you had to be there’—because honestly, she might forget where ‘there’ is. But every time she opens her mouth to cheer on Marlin or crack a joke about chasing after ‘those little fish,’ you can’t help but root for her. The woman can’t remember where she put her wallet, yet somehow she’s still become a symbol of resilience. Who wouldn’t want a character like that on their side in GoatWars? She's not just a sidekick; she's the emotional glue that holds everything together, even if she can't remember what that glue is called. Seriously, if you don’t vote for Dory, you might have memory issues of your own.