Bacon Cooking
Bacon cooking doesn’t ask for your attention—it takes it.
This is the smell that pulls people out of bed. It’s loud, aggressive, and unapologetically indulgent. Bacon vs coffee brewing is one of the toughest matchups in this entire league. Coffee feels like discipline. Bacon feels like reward.
Does bacon beat cookies? It might. Cookies are comforting, but bacon is immediate. There’s no waiting—just reaction.
You don’t think about bacon. You respond to it.
Bacon Cooking's Rankings
Smells
Rank: #2 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 63.3%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Bacon Cooking vs Sunscreen - Wins 100.0% of battles
- Bacon Cooking vs Rain on Dry Pavement - Wins 87.5% of battles
- Bacon Cooking vs Freshly Cut Grass - Wins 70.0% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Bacon Cooking vs Freshly Baked Cookies - Loses 70.0% of battles
- Bacon Cooking vs Popcorn at the Movies - Loses 45.5% of battles
- Bacon Cooking vs Gasoline - Loses 42.9% of battles