Zapp Brannigan

If Zapp Brannigan isn't your top pick in the 'Greatest Futurama Characters of All Time', then you're missing out on the absurd charm of a space captain who thinks strategy is a brand of cologne. Fans endure his misguided heroics with a mix of cringe and affection—like watching your uncle try to salsa. He's a walking disaster in a velour uniform, and somehow, that makes him even more endearing. Love him or facepalm at him, but you can't ignore him in any GoatWars showdown.