“Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” (Arnold, Diff’rent Strokes)

Gary Coleman could turn disbelief into a punchline with one look and one question: “Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” Arnold Jackson’s signature response has exactly what this league needs — a recognizable rhythm, a character permanently attached to it, and a delivery fans immediately want to imitate. Its matchup problem is generational. Older viewers may see it as an automatic top seed, while younger voters could come in swinging for Joey, Sheldon or The Office. That’s the fun. Can one of the old-school heavyweights still knock out the modern favorites? Put Arnold into the head-to-heads and find out.