Uga (Georgia Bulldogs)

Uga isn’t just a bulldog; he’s the mascot equivalent of that friend who shows up with a hot dog at a vegan barbecue—delightfully out of place yet somehow perfect. Clad in a custom jersey that probably costs more than my first car, Uga stands out like a sore thumb with a side of charm. Fans worship this slobbering icon like he’s the reincarnation of a football god. Seriously, they even bring him to the games in a luxury doghouse. Who needs a pep rally when you've got a puffball in a fancy outfit? It's both adorable and hilariously over-the-top. Pick Uga because who else can represent college football with such drool-worthy panache?