Tribute Sandal (YSL)

You think the YSL Tribute Sandal isn't the epitome of stiletto greatness? Come on, these shoes have more drama than a reality TV finale. The height alone is a triumph of engineering—like, are they heels or mini skyscrapers? Walking in Tributes is basically an elite sport. Fans either conquer them like champs or wipe out spectacularly. It's the footwear version of climbing Everest. Casual Friday? More like, 'How to casually plan your route through a room to avoid potential pitfalls.' And let's not even start on the cult following—these fans will fight you with facts and fabulousness.