Totino's Party Pizza is the underdog that never grew up. It’s like that one friend who still thinks coin-sized pepperonis are haute cuisine. The crust? Basically a cracker that went through a growth spurt. But here’s the kicker—no one can stop eating them at parties. It’s nostalgia in a box, and its fans are fiercely loyal, defending its cardboard-like charm against all gourmet pretenders.
Rank: #10 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 34.7%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
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