Tom Haverford

If you've ever cringed at your own nickname attempt or tried to make 'fetch' happen, you'll get why Tom Haverford rules the 'Greatest Parks and Recreation Characters of All Time' league. The guy's a walking meme factory—'Treat Yo Self,' anyone? Plus, his business ideas? A disaster so epic, they're basically performance art. Every time he talks, it's like watching someone do parkour... but verbally, and with zero landing strategy. You can't help but root for him, it's like cheering for a charmingly clueless underdog who thinks he's a wolf.