Tiger Woods

If Tiger Woods isn't your pick in the 'Greatest Golfers of All Time' league, are you even talking about golf, or just practicing your mini-golf putts? The man swings with the grace of a ballet dancer and the precision of a surgeon. Watching him play is like attending a master class in 'how to make your competitors look like they're playing a different sport.' Fans are torn between worship and jealousy—like, can you just not be perfect for a game? Pick Tiger, unless you enjoy spirited debates on why second place might be better.