The Rock

You ever notice how The Rock in GoatWars is like that one gym buddy who won't stop flexing even in the snack aisle? It's like, we get it, you're sculpted from granite! Fans are so obsessed, they can't help but argue over whether his eyebrow raise could literally lift the spirits of a small nation. And let's not even start on the quirks—like how every match feels like an action movie trailer. It's exhausting, but you gotta love the drama he brings to the field. Absolute scenes every time!