The Meg (2018)

Sure, 'The Meg' isn't your classic Statham fare, but hear me out—it's got mega sharks and mega Statham, making it a mega contender in the 'Greatest Jason Statham Movies of All Time'. This flick slaps harder than a shark tail on water. It's the underdog you can't help but root for, despite your pal arguing it's just a 'big fish story.' Every time you bring it up, there's always that one guy who's like, 'But what about Crank?' Come on, let's settle this on GoatWars and prove 'The Meg' isn't just a big fish—it's the big fish.