The Expendables (2010)

If 'The Expendables' doesn't top your list of greatest Jason Statham movies, then you're probably watching films wrong. It's like the ultimate BBQ of action—every action star is tossed on the grill, with Statham being the juiciest piece of steak there. Fans literally watch it for the Statham spice—sure, the plot's as thin as my patience on a Monday, but who cares? We're here for the punches, the explosions, and Jason's classic glower. It's the kind of movie that turns every movie night into an arm wrestling contest over his best role.