The Apple Store

The Apple Store in a GoatWars smackdown is like bringing a sleek, touch-screen bazooka to a knife fight. In the 'Greatest Mall Stores of the 2000s of All Time', it’s not just a store; it’s a cultural juggernaut that turned tech shopping into a religious pilgrimage. Ever tried to just casually 'browse' there? Forget it. You'll be evangelized by a Genius or adopted by a group of selfie-taking tourists. It’s the digital mecca where wallets go to die and every visit feels like you’re starring in a minimalist tech opera.