Target

Target, the red and white wonderland where no one leaves with just a pack of batteries. Seriously, it’s like a black hole for your wallet! You walk in for toothpaste and somehow end up leaving with a cozy throw blanket, three novelty mugs, and a questionable amount of snacks. It’s like they have a mind control set-up hidden in the pillows. And don’t get me started on the clothes—who knew picking up milk would lead to a wardrobe upgrade? If you’re not rooting for Target, you're missing out on the chaotic joy of impulse shopping at its finest! Who can resist the siren call of ‘Just one more aisle!’? It’s a love-hate relationship, but honestly, it’s mostly love—like a toxic ex you can’t quit.