Takis
Takis are like the rebellious teenager of the snack world—spicy, loud, and impossible to ignore. You crack open a bag, and boom, you’re hit with a flavor explosion that practically screams, "I’m here for a good time, not a long time!" But let’s be real: the moment you dive in, you’ve signed a contract to deal with the fiery aftermath. Your fingers are coated in neon orange dust, and your mouth is sending smoke signals. Are they chips or a culinary dare? It’s a debate that rages on—just like the stains on your favorite shirt after a binge. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, Takis are polarizing and addictively delicious, which is exactly why they deserve their place in the GoatWars ring!
Takis's Rankings
Gas Station Snacks
Rank: #11 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 28.3%
Streak: ❄️ 4-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Takis vs Flamin’ Hot Cheetos - Wins 50.0% of battles
- Takis vs Skittles - Wins 33.3% of battles
- Takis vs Sour Patch Kids - Wins 30.0% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Takis vs Jack Link’s Beef Jerky - Loses 100.0% of battles
- Takis vs Doritos - Loses 100.0% of battles
- Takis vs Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups - Loses 90.0% of battles
Chip Brands
Rank: #13 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 24.5%
Streak: 🔥 6-match winning streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Takis vs Funyuns - Wins 80.0% of battles
- Takis vs Cape Cod - Wins 61.5% of battles
- Takis vs Cheetos - Wins 60.0% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Takis vs Doritos - Loses 85.7% of battles
- Takis vs Pringles - Loses 85.4% of battles
- Takis vs Kettle Brand - Loses 82.4% of battles