Tainted Love by Soft Cell

Picture this: You're at a party, and someone dares to skip 'Tainted Love' by Soft Cell. Cue the record scratch, gasps, and a passionate fan launching into why this synth-pop anthem is the undefeated champ of one-hit wonders. It's not just a song, folks; it's a lifestyle. Those opening notes hit, and suddenly, everyone's an '80s music expert. It's like having an earworm that’s also a badge of honor. Debating its greatness? That’s like trying to argue that water isn't wet. Pick a side, because in the 'Greatest One Hit Wonders of All Time' league, neutrality is not an option.